I’m back from my impromptu vacation. What’d I miss?

I hope people are in the mood for souvenirs. <3

[kids-locked]

Happy birthday, Jude. :)

Apparently, my mother is going back into the priesthood. I really don't know what to say about it.

Okay, fine: I snickered a little after the fact because I realize that my younger brother and sister will hate it. Parasites.

But I'm mosty puzzled about it because it had crossed my mind for myself briefly. Well. Not really briefly, but certainly not with full seriousness. Kind of.. Not really. You all know that I like to have structure in my life, either through someone else or through a job. But I don't know about that much structure.

Unless I were one of those eco-priests...I could do that. Ayyy....that requires going back to school.

I'd have to go to school, anyway. I meant double time. But...eh... I don't know. Thinking out loud over here.

( and it's all downhill from there )

Ew.

Makes me kind of want to not be friends with anybody.

If you think I'm comparing myself to the woman, you're some kind of idiot.

[Top Ten Bizarre Cultural Disorders]

Intriguing.
Of course you know what I thought of immediately. Especially when they got to "Beserkers".
The last one of truly bizarre, though. That is certainly Earthian.

I like this. Despite the negative affects of the growths he's talking about.
That's just how it works for me most of the time.

I don't know why this amuses me so much, but it does.

I...I think I'm getting too into Earthian VFs.

To whoever is concerned,

Green skin is unfortunate enough. Unless your skin is a grayish-green, it's very difficult to find colors that are appropriate--and don't get me started on patterns. It just doesn't work. So please don't add to the problem by putting bad makeup, especially light lipstick, on a green-skinned character (examples: bubblegum pink and gold). You make us look like we have a skin-eating disease.

Respectfully yours,
Kyle Lenoir